Thoughts for today : I've noticed I often breath in when I'm about to substantially break wind. As I'm fairly sure the gas coming out is from the break down of food in my stomach and not breathing in too much AND that air goes in my lungs and not through my digestive system, I think it must be some sort of psychosomatic aid for men much like the probably also psychosomatic action of going 'Ahhhh' after drinking almost anything.
As much as that sounds like some sort of comprehensive retort to my own musing, it is. I enjoy both farting with big pre-gulps of air and drinking with long ahhh's of exasperating joy to this very moment. (Quite a smelly syncopy moment to be honest) What a pointless Umberto Eco reference...I'm still yet to watch that film ... So! Today I decided to see if anyone was actually viewing my site by adding Google AdSense after my website provider peoples recommended it. I haven't added it to every page yet as I'm not sure I like the idea of advertising every single page and seeming like some sort of cruddy magazine like The Face, treating the reader like a bank of idiots. Suddenly, John knew his purpose in life and understood what god had in store for him. John was going to die. I know it's pre-emptive of me but I'm out of things I'm doing now to add so here's my plan for stuff tomorrow: I've just acquired the Spore Creature Creator demo (EU link) so I'll maybe review that now and put it up tomorrow. I did want to do another recording of a song for the blog but this time I improvised something and didn't really like it so I'll either have that sounding nicer tomorrow and put it up OR I'll record a different new blog-song. That's it for today, Tomorrow I will write you again, internet, Bye! -Daniel | 
