Not sure this counts as a blog...

 Thoughts for today :  

  

  • Logfather  

  

This, if anything, should not be on someone's blog but I'm bored doing my placement report and this has popped into my head: 

  

  

I never really understood

the phrase 'shit off a stick'

until my visit to the middle east this year

  

I fell victim to a Taiwanese Fighting Shit

It came at me from a little tree  

like a weetabix on a tsunami

  

In a flying kick it caught me  

and cut my eye on it's nut

  

so this cut proves I haven't

accidentally wiped shit on my face  

  

  

I guess the moral there is, if you see a piece of shit flying at you, you probably shouldn't expect good things.

  

And stop pissing on your cat.

  

Goody Bye Bye

  

- Daniel

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